Posted Friday, May 31st 2013 @ 17:09

This is the part where you click on the thing and we tell you everything you need to know about the site. Only, we're not going to do that.

You are.

I need you to do me a solid. Click on the little envelope thingy at the top of the post. A golden idol will rise from the floor panels of your antechamber. It's a monkey. Place a jewel in its jaws. He will tell you my email address. (Note: Some modern computers will streamline this step).

Now, email me with the following information:

-What is Wolfgang and Sons (dot com)?

-Do you make art? Are we involved in some way? Tell me more.

-I want to do a little word association now. I'll say a word or phrase, and you react. Okay. Self-publication. DIY Ethics. Lo-fi. Chihuahua.

-Does Facebook make you feel icky? Do I make you feel icky? Compare and contrast.

-Free stuff. Weird, right?

Now, I can't tell you why I'm asking you to take on this top secret mission. But I will say this: the fate of the galaxy depends on you.

Now, grab a word-blaster and shoot those bugs, soldier! Or uh, what was I-

xoxo (CW) Alex